Life According To Tumblr
16 weeks ago: temple run
15 weeks ago: cinnamon challenges
14 weeks ago: #yolo
13 weeks ago: Kony 2012
12 weeks ago: Draw Something
11 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
10 weeks ago: Vertical pictures
9 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
8 weeks ago: Titanic
7 weeks ago: Tupac resurrected
6 weeks ago: Alt + Reblog
5 weeks ago: Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf
4 weeks ago: Omfg the Avengers!!!!
3 weeks ago: The time everyone freaked out because Alt + Reblog stopped working
2 weeks go: Gotye Jokes
Last week: Reflection: "remember that one time everyone cared about Kony and temple run"
This week: Cannibal found in Florida/ aka Zombie Apocalypse/ aka The return of Shia Lebeouf
2.30am
Late night skype conversation with someone two rooms away.
Tee: I really really feel like nachos
Lulu: I just brushed my teeth :(
Tee: :(
Lulu: do you seriously feel like nachos?
Lulu: like seriously?
Tee: well yeah, but i know i shouldnt when im about to go to bed
Tee: i'll be good
Tee: lunch tomorrow?
Lulu: coz i could handle rebrushing my teeth...
Tee: but you're not supposed to eat right before you go to bed
Lulu: youre not supposed to still be awake at 2.30am either...
Tee: lol true
Tee: but no. we will be good
Lulu: fiiiiine
Lulu: go get your wheatbag bitch. its beeping at you. :)
Tee: hey dont sook at me, you were the one that went to bed first
Tee: if you'd stayed up we'd probably be eating them right about now
Tee: :P
Lulu: stayed up? i am up.
Lulu: beeeep beeeeep beeeeeep
Tee: ok, correction, out
Lulu: dont make me come out there
Lulu: and youre not even reading that message coz i can hear you in the kitchen
Lulu: so im talking to myself anyway
Lulu: blah blah blah blah
Lulu: nice weather we're havign today isnt it lu?
Lulu: oh yes very lovely.
Lulu: ...
Tee: um im pretty sure im not nobody
Tee: therefore you're talking to me
Lulu: well now i am
Lulu: nope im not. youre in the kitchen again.
Lulu: at least...i hope youre in the kitchen...
Tee: lol totally not
Lulu: oh...
Tee: (worry) who's in the kitchen?
Tee: if im not and you're hearing something?
Lulu: it wasnt necessarily from the kitchen. it could have been from your end of the house
Tee: ok lets go with that
Lulu: yep.
Tee: cos i still need to go brush my teeth
Lulu: *just goes to lock her door
Tee: well that's just great, how are you supposed to rescue me when im on my way or coming back from brushing my teeth?
Lulu: rescue you?
Tee: from who/what ever is in the kitchen
Lulu: i thought we decided you could handle the hand to hand combat part of our assasin team...therefore you should be fine.
Lulu: and if he has a gun...youre good too.
Lulu: if he has a knife just call out for me and ill come help.
Tee: um no we decided i wasnt at asassin level for hand to hand, plus if he has a gun i am certainly NOT ok
Lulu: you know what i just realised...that makes hannah the brain part of our assasin team.
Tee: ... um
Lulu: hobskanks wont have a gun
Lulu: and if he did he doesn't have opposable thumbs so he cant fire it.
Tee: her inspiration is disney, should that be concerning?
Tee: he doesnt need thumbs, he could use his whole paw
Tee: it would fit on a trigger
Lulu: i thought only animals with opposable thumbs could fire guns?
Lulu: im sure i read that somewhere.
Tee: well i wouldnt be expecting it to be aimed, but if it was lying somewhere i would think it would be possible
Lulu: ...maybe. though if the possum managed to fire a gun lying on the floor and hit you then you would have to be the unluckiest person ever.
Lulu: now go and brush your teeth :)
Lulu: ok...was that you?
Tee: um...possible...i just dropped a piece of jasper?
Lulu: you just dropped a piece of jasper. of course you did.
Tee: ok gonna sound weird but i had it in my bra because i couldnt hold it while i was typing and anyways just like i thought i would i forgot and took my bra off and it went flying
Lulu: you are weird human being...and this is totally going on tumblr.
Tee: did you hear it?
Lulu: yeah. these walls are thin. awesome so we're not going to be murdered in our beds. tonight anyway.
Tee: im about to go brush my teeth. somewhat apprehensive.
Lulu: well i wont put my headphones in till youre back in your room so ill hear if youre being attacked ok?
Tee: thank you. going now.
Lulu: ...
Lulu: so far youre not being murdered.
Lulu: unless youre being strangled.
Tee: silence
silence
silence
silence
Tee: im alive. now i need you to prove youre alive and youre you.
Lulu: um...clato is perfection?
Tee: anyone could work that out from your computer.
Lulu: true that. something only you and I would know? chris sent you a message just before?
Tee: yeah that works. ok youre you
Lulu: good. glad to know that. now prove youre you.
Tee: im assuming your snuggled up with albert?
Lulu: incorrect. but you still pass.
Lulu: can i put music on now?
Tee: yes. im going to bed. good night. xoxo
Lulu: night. im glad you werent murdered.
those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your ship looking back at you
(via tatesmellsliketeenspirit)
New Johnlock Fanfic up…
You can read it here or wait and view it on my fanfic site. I study professional writing so it’s hopefully better then some of the other drivel I have seen. Hope you like it… check it out and let me know what you think!!!
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